iamtheuberlorax

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Sun, 18 Jan 2009 01:01:02 GMT

I, don't even know how to express how climactic this is for me. As of 4:09 Saturday, January 10th, 2009, I beat The Impossible Quiz. And I only cheated on number 108, and srsly on that one who can blame me? (If you ever make it there you will understand.) Oh, and I guess I technically cheated on number 106 as well, but it's more of a loophole in the game I found on my own rather than a cheat I looked up online like for number 108.

So, HA! The Impossible Quiz. (That I beat)

PS: No, I don't think I'll go on to The Impossible Quiz 2. I started it, but then realized how insane I was. I might do it eventually, but for now...no.

Ok, well I'm gonna go beat it again, jsut because I can.

Tue, 18 Nov 2008 05:08:02 GMT

Ok, so I got this link while browsing on DA, and I got Smeagol. Uncannily enough, the description fits perfectly.

http://doblinitus.deviantart.com/art/LOTR-Zodiac-20625814

Wed, 08 Oct 2008 00:19:35 GMT

Title: Lasting Effects

Rating: K+

Warnings: Spoilers for the end of the series, (even in the notes, so don't read those if you havn't seen/read the whole thing).

Summary: What if Mikami had followed orders? What if Light had won? What if Kira is going insane?

Length: Just a one shot.

I figure that I should start posting this stuff on my journal too, and not just on communities. Oh dear sister of mine...would you mind critiquing this for me? I know you havn't finished DN, but you already know what happens, so...

NOTES: This is an AU set in a world where Mikami didn't screw up, and what would have happened. I love Mikami, I really do, but it's entirely his fault that Light died. Near himself said that he fell for Light's plot, but when Mikami revealed the real notebook, he figured out what Light was doing and changed his plan. I tried to keep the scene with Near close to the real thing, (i.e Matsuda's reaction). Not particularly slashy, unless you count breaking someone's arm as a declaration of love. Sorry, I'm just not good at writing romance. Also, this is my first fic in the DN fandom, so tell me if you think I got the characters right.
So...on with the fic.

“Well Near,”

Light’s voice was laced with a condescending drawl that burned the ears like poison,

“Looks like I win.”

As Mikami yelled 40 in jubilation, Near began to smirk, confident that Light had just given himself away, that Light had just fallen for his trap. The shooting pain in his left arm begged to differ. He was having a heart attack. Near began to cough desperately, knowing that the delay strategy might give him a few minutes. The spasms along his throat caused by the coughing pumped a meager amount of blood up to his brain, a stall tactic. Light began to laugh as the members of the SPK dropped like flies, their leader still clinging desperately to life. Light bent down and looked Near in the eyes, not bothering to hide his gloat.

“I know what you did, and you replaced a fake. It's a pity, being the 'true' successor to L I would have thought you'd be more of a challenge to kill. Oh well.”

As Light straightened up he turned and realized he was now staring down the barrel of Matusda’s hand gun. Matsuda’s face was streaked with tears, and he was shaking, either from rage, sadness, shock, or fear, it was hard to tell. Aizawa had already collapsed, Mogi was feeling for his pulse. Matsuda screamed,

“Light! How could you, your father...he, he...L was right, you are a monster! I’ll kill you right here!!”

The broken fragments and half formed declarations echoed around the large room. Matsuda’s hand tightened on the gun. The trigger started to move, but Mikami lunged forward, screeching, nearly unintelligible,

“GOD!”

His body collided with Matsuda as the gun went off, causing the bullet to veer off to the side. In the background Mogi had died as well. Matsuda and Mikami were wrestling on the ground fighting over the gun. Soon enough though, Mikami found himself tangled with a corpse, deathly hands refusing to relinquish the cold steel weapon.

“Mikami, leave him. It’s over.”

At the sound of his idol’s voice Mikami tossed the dead body aside, and kneeled at the young man’s feet.

“As you wish God.”

They were now the only two living things in the abandoned shed. Ryuk’s wheezing laugh pierced the cold air like a knife.

“Well played Light. Very well played.”

Light’s smile was sickeningly innocent as he surveyed the surroundings. All his enemies…dead. At last the new regime could begin. At last he would be renowned as the savior he was.

“What can I say Ryuk. Everything went exactly as planned.”

Years Later

The world was his. Now using his powers as L and Kira unhindered by L’s wannabe successors, Light had united the world under the banner of Kira. All it took was suggesting, through his new spokesperson, Mikami, that the nations that truly support Kira should create a new country. They could keep their individual governments standing as states, but borders would be dissolved, and The Declarations of Kira would be the supreme law. Light had written The Declarations of Kira, and had Mikami read them on international television, as well as mailed copies to all the major world leaders. Little by little, everything had fallen into place. And now the world was his. Crime had all but ceased to exist, it was a perfect world. Today was the five year anniversary of the day he had beaten Near, now celebrated world wide as a holiday. Still, somehow Light managed to find himself visiting an unlikely spot. Ryuzaki’s grave. He gazed happily at the marble cross inscribed with nothing but his rival’s signature letter. As was his custom, Light started bragging. Or maybe he was trying to justify all of this to himself, or maybe he was having regrets, mourning the loss of the closest thing he had to a real friend, or maybe he just missed the challenge of the chase and veiled conversations they used to have, or maybe he was finally going insane. Whatever the cause he found himself talking to L’s headstone.

“You see L? I did it. No help from you I might add, but take a look around. See the utopia I have created. I have to say though, I was highly disappointed with your rear guard. Nate River and Mihael Keehl, such a let down. Near fell for one of the oldest tricks in the book, and Mellow practically killed himself, I barely had to do anything. Now the perfect world exists. And I am a god, The God, of the New World.”

“Then why are you talking to a dead man?”

Light felt as if someone had replaced his brain fluid with a block of ice. This must be an auditory hallucination brought on by the stress of ruling the world. That was the only explanation. Never the less his head whipped around to look for the owner of the voice, but found no one. Light shivered, and mumbled to himself,

“It’s not real. Just stress. Nothing to worry about…”

“Is that really what you think? Honestly, Light, Gods do not go insane, so which is it? Am I a hallucination, in which case you are going insane, and are therefore human, or are you a God, meaning you are not insane, thus I must really be talking to you, even though I am quite dead.”

“You aren’t real. I asked Ryuk, it isn’t possible for dead people to return to the human realm in any way shape or form.”

“Ahh, so you admit you’re going insane? Not a god after all?”

“I am the God.”

L’s voice sighed, and Light tuned in fright when he felt the breath on the back of his head. L’s face was inches from Light’s. He gasped and fell over backward, gaping at the pale, hunched, barefoot man now standing above him.

“You are being contradictory Light. You say I am not real, correct?”

“Of course not, you...you’re dead. I killed you.”

“So I must be a hallucination, and sane people do not have hallucinations. But, you also believe yourself to be a god, and as I have previously stated, gods do not go insane.”

L’s words were met with silence. Light seemed to have gone into mild shock. L crouched down so he was once again face to face with the mass murderer. L sighed again, deeper this time, and Light tensed feeling the warm breath wash across his face.

“But that is beside the point. I would like my original question answered please. If you have achieved your ‘perfect world’ then why would you be visiting my grave? The Light I know, even the Kira I know isn’t desperate enough for validation that he speaks to a piece of stone. Perhaps you are feeling regrets, but are to emotionally crippled to express them in any way other than self praise? Hmm, no not quite. Maybe that’s a factor, but only about 17 at most 3 at the least, Light Yagami is not one to second guess himself. I would say that you feel you have won the game, but like the immature child you are, can’t keep your attention focused and are now searching for a new game.”

If there was one thing Light hated, it was hearing the truth. L leaned in even closer, his eyes probing the depths of Light’s convoluted mind. Light could actually feel his body heat, but that was crazy. L was dead, and even if he was a ghost or hallucination or whatever, weren’t they not supposed to have body heat? If anything ghosts were described as cold. So did that mean...no it couldn’t be. Light’s mind rejected the evidence. In an attempt to regain his personal space, Light threw a punch to L’s head. But his arm hit nothing. Light blinked in confusion. L was gone. He had disappeared. Light shook his head to clear his mind, then stood up and brushed the dirt off his pants from the fall. He pivoted, intending to look at the grave one more time before leaving, but found himself once again face to face with L. He jumped and ended up on his back, on the ground for the second time. However, this time, he jumped up immediately, and swung his arm hoping that L would evaporate again. He would have no such luck. L caught Light’s arm by the wrist, and deftly sidestepped, twisting the caught limb behind its owners back. Light’s second arm flew up, but was trapped in a vice like grip a moment later. Light winced in pain as L twisted his arm even further, and dug his nails into the soft skin of Light’s wrist, breaking the skin. From over Light’s shoulder, L put his lips a hair away from Light’s left ear, and whispered,

“You are childish, and hate to loose, so am I, but what is one thing that children hate even more than loosing? Boredom. So enjoy your godhood, but know that you killed your only true companion in this world, so where does that leave you, Kira?”

Light cried out as he felt his arm break, then the sensation ceased. L was no where to be seen. Light gingerly moved his right arm, but nothing was wrong with it. It wasn’t even sore. A second ago it had been burning in agony, but now...nothing. He inspected his left wrist carefully, sure he was going to find marks. He had felt the blood running down his hand, but no traces were found. His arms were fine. He shuddered, and brought his hand up to his left ear, the accusation had burned, the words caustic against his skin. Later he found he had gone deaf in this ear. Upon examining him doctors would say that nothing was wrong with the ear, it must be a completely psychiatric problem, physically it was in perfect working condition. None the less, Kira felt the impact of L’s final words until the day he died.

MORE NOTES: Well...I don't like it as much as I want to. I think some parts came out really well, but as a whole it just dosn't quite flow like I figured it would. Decide for yourself if Light has gone insane or not. The end bit about him loosing his hearing in one ear just popped into my head at the last second. It was supposed to make it seem more ambiguous, but I don't think I managed to pull it off. Oh well, tell me what you think.

HAHAHAAHAHAAAaaaaa...a

Sat, 13 Sep 2008 22:21:21 GMT

OMG I found the most hilarious link ever! Well actually it's two, first of all http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=_TiQCJXpbKg BarackRoll'd! Secondly, this site gives you fake trivia facts for anything, so here are mine:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Sophia Jargowsky!

The porpoise is second to Sophia Jargowsky as the most intelligent animal on the planet!
If you put a drop of liquor on Sophia Jargowsky, she will go mad and sting herself to death!
There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Sophia Jargowsky and water.
India tested its first nuclear Sophia Jargowsky in 1974.
It is impossible to fold Sophia Jargowsky more than seven times!
Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Sophia Jargowsky.
Sophia Jargowsky can taste with her feet.
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Sophia Jargowsky!
It takes forty minutes to hard-boil Sophia Jargowsky.
Scientists have discovered that Sophia Jargowsky can smell the presence of autism in children.

and Isabelle, I did yours too:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Isabelle Jargowsky!

Isabelle Jargowsky is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet of shrimp.
Isabelle Jargowsky is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.
Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Isabelle Jargowsky.
It can take Isabelle Jargowsky several days to move just through one tree.
Europe is the only continent that lacks Isabelle Jargowsky.
Isabelle Jargowskyocracy is government by Isabelle Jargowsky!
US gold coins used to say 'In Isabelle Jargowsky we trust'.
Isabelle Jargowsky can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long!
When provoked, Isabelle Jargowsky will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker!
Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Isabelle Jargowsky.

Here's the link for the site, http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=Isabelle+Jargowsky&gender=f

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 01:27:55 GMT

Check out the icons I made.

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 01:06:03 GMT

Here is my new egg.

And here are my old ones.

And here is the link to Rachel's eggs. http://dragcave.net/user/SpaceageStrawberryRancher

'nother egg!

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 00:10:21 GMT

This one is red!

It begs to be clicked!

Ok so I got a second egg.

Sun, 10 Aug 2008 02:17:06 GMT

Yeah and this one is sick so... help it out please? By which I mean click it.

Sun, 10 Aug 2008 01:33:44 GMT

Last dragon link. [url=http://tinyurl.com/6adytb][img]http://tinyurl.com/5t86qs/.gif[/img][/url]

Edit: This one doesn't seem to work. So only the first and third work. Cool

Sun, 10 Aug 2008 01:32:21 GMT

Third link for dragon.

[url=http://dragcave.net/viewdragon/Vagj][img]http://dragcave.net/image/Vagj.gif[/img][/url]

Edit: Ok so this one works too.

Sun, 10 Aug 2008 01:31:05 GMT

Second dragon linky thing.

So I got this dragon, egg....thing. I think?

Sun, 10 Aug 2008 01:25:25 GMT

Ok so I joined this site were you raise dragons and stuff. You steal an egg then post links and stuff and people click it and then the egg hatches. Supposedly. This post is to see if it works and stuff. They give you four different codes. So I'll be posting four times to see how each one works, (and which one works on LJ).

Edit: Sweet! It worked. Yeah, so CLICK THE EGG!

I thought I could stay out of it...psssssssh

Mon, 07 Jul 2008 22:11:52 GMT

Ok first things first, I don't really like Kataang. I put up with it, cause it's the canon ship but I just don't like Katara that much. However, when asked "Kataang or Zutara" I will always say KATAANG, just because it is so much less obnoxious than the alternative. I don't mind people shipping it, really I don't, they are entitled to any ship they like. It's just when they try and convince people to convert to their ship, or proclaim ZOMFG!!!!11ONE!!! ZUTARA WILL TOTALLY HAPPEN LOSERS! YOU ARE ALL BLIND!!!!!! AANG IS SUCH A MORON!!!!!!!! I'm sorry but I've accepted that lots of the ships I don't like won't happen, so they should too. If I turn out to be wrong about this whole thing, feel free to rub it in my face, but here are the ships that I've come to accept as 'canon' Kataang, Maiko, and Sukka. I have accepted the fate of the avatar characters. It's not like I've stopped shipping them or anything, I still write and read, and sculpt for my chosen ships, I just don't delude myself into thinking that they are going to happen. Tokka shippers annoy me aswell, but not as much, cause they are also less obnoxious than the zutara fans I have come across. I have watched the DVD's of all of season one and two, and anytime a supposed shipping moment comes along that isn't Kataang, Maiko, or Sukka, the creators laugh and joke about it, ex: "Oh ho ho! Look there's a bit of shipping there. Hahaha." See my point? I admit I cannot speak fully on that matter untill I watch commentaries on the season three episodes, but that will be after Sozin's Comet airs, and I think by then it will be a moot point. *sigh* Sorry about my rants but I met a very idiotic and annoying Zutara fangirl on DA and really needed to shed some steam.

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Sat, 14 Jun 2008 04:21:59 GMT

So...I got a new icon. Yay. Oh! I also got a new pairing, hmm well it's more like a new fandom. Gaara/Lee, from naruto. Whoops, make that two new fandoms, I also love scrubs now. Btw, JD/Cox was meant to be, JD/Turk is already canon, so who cares, and JD/Janitor is...kinda creepy,(but hilarious). No I don't support JD/Turk, it's just so plentiful in the show lol. Anywho, I am currently watching scrubs and naruto online, sometimes practically at the same time, so I keep getting these weird crossover ideas. And as always with me Avatar is involved. So I keep getting the idea of all the Naruto and Avatar characters in a marching band, with the sacred heart hospital staff as high school staff. O.o I know. Wow I just realized that JD is the ultimate slash victim for Scrubs. Kinda like Zuko is for Avatar. Poor guys. I should write them meeting and lamenting about that. hmmmmm... I guess I should stop writing if I don't actually have something to say.

DX

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 22:57:10 GMT

gaaaah! Ok so because not enough freshmen decided to stay in band we no longer have enough people for a cymbal line, so I'm stuck in pit. Pit! The place with all the lazy losers who want the marching band P.E credit, without having to march. X( It's gonna be a looooooong marching season.

:D:D:D:D:D:D

Fri, 16 May 2008 03:52:23 GMT

I got a new icon, and it wins! I asked someone for it over on avatar_icons, and here it is... ! Isn't it amazinglywonderfulerificstupentouslyavataralicious! (my new compound expression of joy) ps, I changed my default icon too. It now has the only interpretation of Kuzon we have. :'( Why doesn't Aang have flashbacks with Kuzon. He had one with Bumi! We don't even know what Kuzon looks like. *sigh* Oh well.

Guh... english project.

Sun, 20 Apr 2008 22:46:46 GMT

Ok so I have to write a bunch of poetry for english class. Oh dear poet siser of mine...I could use some critiques.

Type your cut contents here.

Civil War.

A tremor.

It wracks my body.

Making me convulse.

G’bless you!

‘Cause, you know, that’ll help.

My own body.

Fighting against itself.

Causing innumerable tribulations.

I can handle it.

I’ve had to ever since I was born.

I don’t think I would mind as much,

If it weren’t for the fact that they’re getting worse.

Every day the armies are building.

Wreaking havoc.

The battle field is getting more and more worn.

I wish one of the sides would just give in.

Stopping the madness.

Here comes another one.

ACHOO!

Paranoia?

Always look behind your shoulder.

Just to check.

Nothing serious, just have to make sure.

Keeping an eye on all possible threats.

Most likely, they pose none.

They’re just enjoying the park, same as me.

But keep your ears pricked.

Just to check.

All dried up.

She say’s they’re beautiful.

I don’t see it.

All I see are a bunch of annoyingly flamboyant shapes.

Loud colors.

No depth.

Not to mention the fact that they’re probably pollinating,

and making my allergies worse.

I guess you could call them pretty,

but beautiful?

I just don’t see it.

A week later however,

the petals are dried and crumpled.

The colors have been humbled.

As if someone was playing with the image on photoshop,

and they picked the effect, sepia.

Each petal looks different now.

Each with its own little crinkles and folds.

They’re not pollinating anymore either.

But in death, my mother finds them ugly.

Sophia, throw away those old flowers for me, will you?

A week earlier and you were praising their beauty.

Fickle isn’t it?

Inner Battles.

Well, what do you think?

I don’t know.

How about you?

Well, I guess it’s ok…I think.

Pssh! I don’t know what you guys are talking about. I think it’s great.

Are you kidding me? It sucks!

Don’t listen to her, sure it’s not amazing, but for a first attempt, I like it.

Meh, it’s ok. It could definitely use some work though.

Yeah, just practice.

Who do you think you’re fooling? It’s…

Would you please get over yourself?

Excuse me?

You heard me.

…

I’m tired of you pretending like you own the place. We all have a say in matters too.

No, frankly you don’t.

Yes, I believe I have as just as much of a right as you do.

Both of you SHUT IT!

Hey now! Don’t go all high and mighty on us here, now you’re acting just like her.

I don’t care! I’d rather act mean, than all nice and gooy!

See, I told you so.

You stay out of this.

But the argument was originally between us.

… you know I hate you right?

Love you too honey.

How many times do I have to tell you, NOT to call me that.

Reflection.

How do you know what eyes look like?

You certainly can’t see your own.

But you can see what other people’s eyes look like,

and there is this wonderful invention called,

the mirror.

So you know how your eyes are supposed to look,

and you know what your own eyes look like.

You know if your eyes are just like everyone else’s.

You know if your eyes are,

correct.

But you can’t see your own mind.

You can’t see another person’s mind either,

and I challenge you to find me a mirror that can show me my thoughts.

Neither can I see any other mind, to see if it is like my own.

So I don’t know.

How is anyone supposed to know?

Yeah. I wrote all these really quickly, so help would be apreciated.

Sat, 19 Apr 2008 21:44:49 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5BxymuiAxQ This little vid really brightened my day! In other news, I went driving for the first time today!!! WOOOOOT! And I only crashed twice. XD.

XD

Mon, 14 Apr 2008 23:38:47 GMT

I think I might just die of laughter. http://prillalar.com/drabbles/ This link is pure gold. Mad lib meets drabbles. WIN!! I will probably just use this post to save a copy of my favorite ones.

Tue, 01 Apr 2008 03:54:05 GMT

ZOMG!!! Ok so I know this is a little late... but did you hear?!?!?! AVATAR, YES, AVATAR: THE LAST AIR BENDER, WON BEST CARTOON IN THE KIDS CHOICE AWARDS!!!!!!!!! and not only did it win, but it broke spongebob's five year winning streak! This is utterly amazing!!!!!!

speaking of clay...

Sun, 30 Mar 2008 21:12:31 GMT

i made these while at a friend's house

i know the image is crappy, that's cause it's a 3D object being scanned in a 2D scanner. this took FOREVER! i could not get the handles right for the life of me, but i'm happy with how they turnned out.

also really happy with this one, in case you can't tell the arrow wraps around the back of the fire. go Zaang.

Sun, 30 Mar 2008 20:40:01 GMT

WHAT?!?!?!?! AN LJ?!?! what do i do with this?

anyway about me: massive AVATAR: the last airbender fan. my fav pairing ZUKOXAANG. i am in marching band. (drum line rules, and cymbals are the best) my fav subject is science. i have three cats (nothing against dogs, i just prefer cats) and a gerbil. i occasionally try to write fanfics and such. (i have no writting skills) im much better at making clay sculptures. (just not of people)

just experimenting with lj cuts so i can do it right in the future.

did it work?